Wine Nerd

Unexpectedly, some friends gave me a board game as a gift tonight. The occasion? It reminded them of me. How sweet! …Then I saw the logo:
Is that what I really look like? (Sadly, so far the consensus seems to be “yes.”)
Perhaps I should sue the company for royalties?

Dick-Waving Contests

When I purchased my 23″ flat-panel monitor, all of my male friends were thrust into a sudden masculine crisis over whether they were socially required to buy large monitors as well.
Then they remembered I only had a 13″ television. Crisis averted.